Pucker up

So I took another Star Student out for lunch today. When will I learn? On the way to eat she motormouthed her way through a variety of topics (her old school, school lunches, her sister in junior high, American Idol). She stated that it was her mom's boyfriend's birthday this weekend. Making small talk, I asked if they had bought him anything yet. They hadn't but had been looking at some Packers sweatshirts. The girl added that her suggestion was to get him a tattoo. She went on saying that her mom had a couple of tattoos, a palm tree on her ankle, a rose on her back, and (drum roll please) bright red lips near her privates. Well won't that make parent/teacher conferences on Thursday a lot more interesting.