Urban meets Springer

Last night Rach and I went to Moline to see her boyfriend Keith Urban. The show was really great but we got stuck in the raucous section of the crowd in the first row of the upper bowl. On one side of us a group was knocking their beer over the side and spilling it on the people below. This begat a stream of security that was present all night long in the aisle. In the other aisle stood a drunk man and his girlfriend who didn't even have seats in the section and were blocking some people's view of the stage. Finally, a rather large woman in a sequined tube top walked down the steps and began screaming in his face. Then her boyfriend in the Coors tank top joined to get in his own word. It was straight out of The Jerry Springer Show when a thug is dating a transsexual only to find out that he's also sleeping with his ex-boyfriend who happens to be a midget with dyslexia. Then they proceed to just beat the crap out of each other. Finally the drunk gentleman did a little dance and stumbled down the stairs. Oh I can't forget the two drunk lesbians who were sitting in our seats. When they realized we were going to be sitting there they sighed loudly and stood right beside us hollering "We'll just stand right here all night. I don't even give a f***." As a side note it's amazing what people will wear to country concerts. My favorite are the 50-year old women with no teeth that are classy enough to wear daisy dukes that are so short that you can actually see their vagina poking through. It's a nice touch.

Set List
Once in a Lifetime
Where The Blacktop Ends
Faster Car
Shine
Raining on Sunday
Stupid Boy
Used To The Pain
You're My Better Half
Making Memories Of Us
You'll Think Of Me
I Told You So
Days Go By
I Can't Stop Loving You
Tonight I Wanna Cry
Who Wouldn't Wanna Be Me
Somebody Like You

Encore
Got It Right This Time
Better Life
Everybody