Wardrobe malfunction

The other night I was at Wal-Mart buying velcro, gummy bears, and popsicles. (I sound like a six-year old who can't tie his shoes.) I was going from one side of the store to the other so I simply took a shortcut through the women's clothing department. As I was coming up to the fitting rooms I noticed that one of the doors was open and I could see some lady's bare back who seemed to be attempting to try on a bathing suit. She then proceeded to turn around and I came face to face with her rather large, saggy breasts. Luckily the naughty parts further down were wedged into a bit-too-tight lavender suit. Needless to say I couldn't bring myself to eat a grape popsicle later that night.