Bilingual

Tonight at Wal-Mart there was a woman in front of me in the checkout line with a cartful of four children. She was wearing a white t-shirt with the sleeves cut off of both sides. On one arm she had a tattoo of a large breasted woman with heavy eyeshadow and long dark hair that ran the length of her entire arm. On the other arm she had what looked like an alien playing drums with long droopy fingers and blood dripping from the mutant's teeth. Across the top of her shoulder was scrawled "Livin' La Vida Roca," which if I'm not mistaken translates to "Livin' the skanky life."