Better than Viagra

My class has been working on a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory play which they will perform in two weeks. Today I asked them to create their own original candy inventions like Willy Wonka did in the story. Some of the creations were Spicy Gum ("keeps you warm on cold days"), The Dragon ("one bite and you'll breathe fire"), and Fudgey Gum ("makes you turn into fudge so you can eat yourself"). My favorite though was The Rock Box which gives the unrealistic promise of "making you as hard as a rock for 12 hours." Somewhere Larry King is smiling.