More disgusting than a can of Pringles

So I was in the office making copies this afternoon when I heard the faint sound of my friend the janitor. She was telling the assistant superintendent's wife of all people that she suffers from irritable bowel syndrome. As if that wasn't enough she added that she "can't even eat a potato chip without taking a sh*t." I started giggling so hard to myself that I almost did the same in my pants.