It does a body good

This afternoon I took my class to the restroom right before heading down to P.E. As the last few students were finishing up one of the Special Ed students walked out of the girls restroom. I made the usual pleasantries by asking "So how has your day been, Randi?," while I sipped on my can of Pepsi. Her response was something I couldn't have predicted. She said "I just said bye bye to my pee pee." I nearly sprayed my soda in my student teacher's face. And just to make sure I knew the full details of her restroom experience she added that it was yellow and smelled like milk. Now I don't know about the rest of you but the last time I drank a glass of milk it didn't smell like urine. Drink up!